SO SAD TO HEAR: Indianapolis Colts Has Been Suspended Indefinitely from Participating in NBA Activities Because… [See More]
In one of the most confusing and bizarre moments in professional sports history, the Indianapolis Colts — yes, the NFL football team — have been suspended indefinitely from participating in NBA activities, despite never being part of the NBA in the first place. 😳
The announcement was made during a joint press conference with NBA Commissioner Adam Silver and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, both visibly baffled.
“We didn’t even know they were trying to participate,” Silver admitted. “We found them warming up on the Pacers’ court… in full football gear.”
According to sources close to the situation, the Colts have been secretly entering NBA arenas during off-hours, organizing “full-contact basketball scrimmages” using football rules — with disastrous results. Injuries. Broken rims. Slam dunks with helmets on. Chaos.
Witnesses claim quarterback Anthony Richardson attempted a full-court Hail Mary shot using a basketball, accidentally breaking the scoreboard at Gainbridge Fieldhouse.
Several NBA players have allegedly filed complaints, including:
- LeBron James, who says he was nearly tackled during warmups.
- Giannis Antetokounmpo, who insists the Colts “stole our Gatorade cooler and replaced it with protein shakes.”
- Victor Wembanyama, who claims he was challenged to a 1v1 by the Colts’ entire offensive line.
The final straw came when Colts head coach Shane Steichen tried to register the team for the NBA Summer League, stating:
“If the Knicks can win games this season, anything is possible.”
As a result, the Colts have now been banned from all NBA facilities, and a new league-wide memo has been issued titled: “Stay In Your Lane: A Reminder to All NFL Franchises.”
Fans online are having a field day, with trending hashtags like #ColtsToTheNBA, #FullCourtFlagRoute, and #3PointTouchdown.
Even the Indiana Pacers released a statement saying,
“We love our neighbors, but this is basketball. Please give us our hoop back.”
The Colts have not responded to the suspension but posted a cryptic image on Instagram of a football spinning on a basketball finger roll, captioned: “We’ll be back.”
