🟡 SHOCKING MESSAGE: Broncos GM George Paton Suspends Head Coach Sean Payton After “Positive Test” — But It’s Not What You Think!
In a truly bizarre twist from Broncos HQ this afternoon, General Manager George Paton reportedly suspended Head Coach Sean Payton from all team activities — not due to illness or misconduct, but after he “tested positive for… too much intensity.”
Sources say the decision came after a heated training camp session in which Payton reportedly ran wind sprints alongside players, challenged the offensive line to a push-up contest, and declared war on “softness.”
“He came in yelling about grit and accountability,” said one unnamed player. “Then he benched himself just to make a point.”
While early rumors swirled about a medical incident, Broncos PR clarified moments later: “Coach Payton’s only condition is hypercompetitiveness. We’re encouraging him to take a short break, drink some electrolytes, and remember it’s only July.”
Payton is expected to return by the weekend, though he’s reportedly spending his suspension time watching game film of the 1985 Bears “just for fun.”
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