The NBA has officially announced a $25,000 fine against Golden State Warriors superstar Steph Curry for what league officials are calling “excessive and repeated logo abuse.”
According to the press release, Curry’s recent barrage of 40-foot three-pointers has “compromised the structural integrity of NBA defenses” and is “threatening the very relevance of the three-point arc itself.”
“Look, the arc is there for a reason,” said an anonymous league spokesperson. “When Curry pulls up from the logo five times a night and smiles while doing it, kids at home start thinking half-court shots are high-percentage looks. We cannot condone this kind of reckless accuracy.”
Opposing coaches echoed the league’s frustration. One Eastern Conference assistant, speaking on condition of anonymity, admitted: “Our scouting report literally just says, ‘Pray.’ That’s it. There’s no defense for this. He’s breaking basketball.”
Curry, unfazed by the fine, responded with a grin after practice. “If shooting from the logo is a crime, I guess I’m guilty. But honestly, $25,000? That’s just one commercial for me. I’ll probably shoot one from the parking lot next game.”
The NBA warned that repeat offenses could lead to harsher penalties, including technical fouls for smiling too brightly after a make, or suspension for “deliberate cruelty to defenders’ confidence.”
When asked if this would deter him, Curry reportedly drained a casual 47-footer, shrugged, and said: “See you at half court.”
