BREAKING NEWS: Pittsburgh Pirates Star 🌟 Paul Skenes Signs $72 Deal with Steelers — City in Shock!
In a move that has left fans speechless and the sports world in disbelief, Pittsburgh Pirates pitching phenom Paul Skenes has reportedly signed a $72 contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers, stunning both MLB and NFL insiders.
According to sources close to the situation, the deal — yes, seventy-two dollars — was signed early Monday morning “for the vibes,” as Skenes joked on social media. While the contract amount raised eyebrows, the reason behind it may be even more surprising.
Why Did He Sign?
The backstory? It all started as a joke on a podcast. Skenes, known for his humor as well as his 100+ mph fastball, made a bet with Steelers linebacker T.J. Watt that if he struck out 10 batters in a game and threw a pitch faster than 104 mph, he’d officially become “honorary NFL-ready.”
Well, he did just that — and true to his word, he signed a symbolic deal with the Steelers: $72, a number representing both his jersey number and the street address of a Primanti Bros. location.
No, He’s Not Leaving Baseball
Despite the contract, Skenes is not leaving the Pirates or MLB. This “signing” is ceremonial, marking a rare but entertaining crossover in Pittsburgh sports culture. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin commented, “We’re not putting him at quarterback — yet. But hey, if he wants to punt, I’ll let him try out.”
Pirates fans can breathe easy: Skenes is still scheduled to start this Saturday against the Milwaukee Brewers.
A City United in Laughs
Pittsburgh has long prided itself on its close-knit sports community, and this lighthearted contract only proves it further. Pirates teammate Henry Davis said, “It’s the most Pittsburgh thing ever. Baseball, football, and Primanti’s all in one deal.”
