BREAKING NEWS: Indiana Pacers Manager Chad Buchanan Signs Shocking $34,000 Deal to Boost Team Roster — Here’s Why
In a surprising turn of events that’s sending shockwaves through the NBA community, Indiana Pacers General Manager Chad Buchanan has reportedly signed a $34,000 emergency contract to bring in additional players ahead of the preseason. The unorthodox move has left fans puzzled and insiders scrambling for answers.
Sources close to the franchise say the deal was approved late last night after an emergency meeting with team ownership. The reasoning? A bizarre mix of off-season injuries, unexpected trade setbacks, and — according to one insider — “a locker room ping-pong tournament gone terribly wrong.”
“We’ve got talent, no doubt,” Buchanan was overheard saying outside Gainbridge Fieldhouse. “But with summer league chaos and half our backups nursing sprained thumbs from Fortnite marathons, we needed bodies. This $34k is going to bring us depth — fast.”
While the NBA usually deals in millions, insiders suggest this odd figure — $34,000 — is part of a strategic loophole allowing the Pacers to sign G-League hopefuls and undrafted talent on short-term exhibition deals.
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