BREAKING NEWS: Collingwood Captain Darcy Moore Gifted Luxury Car by President Barry Carp After Sensational Performance
In an unprecedented gesture of appreciation, Collingwood Football Club President Barry Carp has stunned fans and players alike by gifting team captain Darcy Moore a brand-new luxury vehicle following his match-winning performance against Richmond last weekend.
The handover took place early this morning at the club’s Holden Centre, where a sleek 2025 Matte Black Bentley Continental GT was rolled out onto the training oval, complete with a giant black-and-white ribbon and the words “To Our Commander-in-Chief — From the Heart of the Army” painted on the windscreen.
The Reward That Turned Heads
President Carp, known for his flamboyant leadership style and deep passion for the Magpies, addressed the stunned playing group and media in a surprise press conference.
“Darcy Moore isn’t just a captain — he’s a general, a wall, a beacon of pride. After what he did last Saturday, I thought, ‘You don’t just shake a man’s hand. You hand him the keys.’”
The “what he did” referred to Moore’s legendary 14-mark, 12-rebound 50, and match-saving tackle in the dying seconds of the game, which helped secure Collingwood’s dramatic 3-point victory over a surging Richmond side in Round 21.
Moore Reacts: “I Thought It Was a Joke”
Moore, humble as ever, admitted he was caught completely off guard.
“At first I thought it was a prank. Then I saw the Bentley and the ribbon. I didn’t know whether to drive it or salute it,” Moore said, laughing.
“But honestly, this is a team sport. While I’m grateful — and yeah, I’m driving this thing to training tomorrow — none of this happens without the boys playing their guts out.”
A Gift That Sparked Debate
The move has divided opinion across the footy world. Some supporters hailed the gesture as “iconic” and “pure Pies energy,” while others questioned whether such personal gifts fit within the spirit — or the salary cap — of the AFL.
AFL spokesperson Kelly Denton released a brief statement:
“While individual gifts are not regulated under player contracts, we are reviewing the gesture to ensure no breach of conduct or undue influence occurred. But yes — it’s a damn nice car.”
What’s Next?
As Collingwood surges toward finals, this act may boost morale — or raise eyebrows.
But one thing is certain: Darcy Moore now has more horsepower off the field than ever before.
And if Barry Carp has anything to say about it, more surprises may be on the way.
“If he takes us to a premiership,” Carp quipped, “I might throw in a yacht.”