GOOD NEWS: Green Bay Packers Shock NFL by Signing Brandon McManus to 30-Year, $1.53 Billion Contract Extension, Complete with a Private Jet and […]
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION: Michael Irvin Celebrates 59th Birthday with Out-of-this-World Gift: A Private Island Shaped Like a Football, Complete with a Diamond-Encrusted Cowboy Hat and […]
GOOD NEWS: Detroit Lions Stun NFL by Signing Derrick Barnes to 30-Year, $1 Billion Contract Extension, Complete with Private Island and Personalized Lion Mascot […]
Tennessee Vols Shocked as Tristen Keys Reveals He’s Actually a Robot Created by Nick Saban to Infiltrate and Destroy SEC Rivals In an […]
NFL Shocks Fans by Announcing Unexpected Rule Change: All Teams Will Now Be Required to Replace Quarterbacks with Trained Dolphins for 2025 Season In […]
 Arkansas Razorbacks Stun Fans by Suddenly Replacing Entire Schedule, Will Now Compete in Intergalactic Sports League Against Alien Teams from Planet Zorgon In an unexpected […]
2025 – Clemson Tigers Shockingly Announce 2025 Schedule Change, Replacing LSU with Mars University in Intergalactic Football Championship Series In a move that […]
2025 – Mike Woodson Announces Shocking Decision to Leave Indiana Hoosiers for Intergalactic Basketball League, Citing “Tired of Earthly Coaching” In a move that has […]
Georgia Bulldogs Unveil Shocking 2025 Schedule Twist – Season Opener Against Marshall to be Played on the Moon, with Elon Musk as Honorary Coach […]
Kicker Blake Grupe’s Mardi Gras Magic Translates to Field, Saints Announce Grupe Will Attempt to Kick Field Goals Blindfolded for Remainder of Season […]
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