GOLDEN STATE WORRIES ARE ON FIRE: the golden state warriors team has been suspended for participating in all MLB activities due to head coach Steve Kerr failure to….. see more
In a stunning turn of events that left fans across multiple sports confused and slightly concerned, the Golden State Warriors have been officially suspended from all MLB activities, following a bizarre string of unauthorized baseball-related incidents tied to head coach Steve Kerr.
The decision, announced early Tuesday morning by Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred, comes after Kerr allegedly failed to properly file a cross-league coaching waiver—a document nobody knew existed until yesterday.
From Hardwood to Hardball
It all started innocently enough: Kerr, an avid baseball enthusiast, reportedly took the Warriors to a San Francisco Giants batting practice session last week for what he called a “team-building, swing-enhancing, fastball-dodging” experience. But things quickly spiraled out of control when Draymond Green stormed the mound, demanding to “start the brawl inning early,” and Stephen Curry began stealing bases—literally removing the physical bases and attempting to autograph them for charity.
Eyewitnesses claim Klay Thompson tried to pitch, calling his fastball “poetry in motion” before unintentionally hitting the Giants’ mascot, Lou Seal, in the snout.
Kerr’s Critical Oversight
At the heart of the controversy is Steve Kerr’s failure to submit the newly-mandated Interleague Activity Disclosure Form (IADF) to the MLB, a rule apparently added after Tom Brady tried to sign with the New York Yankees in 2023 “just to see if he could.”
“Steve Kerr is a brilliant basketball mind,” said Commissioner Manfred. “But when it comes to MLB protocol, he’s got more errors than a rookie shortstop in spring training.”
Immediate Fallout
As a result of the suspension:
- The Warriors are barred from attending any MLB games for the rest of the season—even as spectators.
- Chase Center’s ‘Field of Dreams’ night has been canceled.
- All players must return any MLB-themed merchandise they received during the week, including commemorative bats, autographed balls, and Juan Soto’s batting gloves (still unclear how those got involved).
Kerr issued a brief statement:
“I just wanted the guys to bond over America’s pastime. I didn’t expect to get ejected from two leagues in one week. My bad.”
A League Divided
While the NBA has not commented on the situation, sources say Commissioner Adam Silver is “deeply amused” and plans to hold a cross-sport summit to prevent future incidents, likely involving the NHL and competitive cornhole leagues.
Fans React
Reactions online have ranged from baffled to entertained:
- “Wait… the Warriors play baseball now?” – @BallConfused91
- “Draymond taking a charge from a catcher is the crossover I didn’t know I needed.” – @NBAandChill
- “Honestly, they might have better defense on a diamond than on the court.” – @PettySportsFan
As of now, the Warriors remain “ineligible for MLB crossover events,” though sources confirm that Steph Curry has been invited to throw the ceremonial first pitch… in the KBO League.
