In a surprising turn of events that has left NBA fans reeling, Golden State Warriors superstar Stephen Curry expressed his deep disappointment — not with his team, not with his performance, but with something no one saw coming: the quality of his favorite post-game snack.
Speaking at a press conference on Thursday night, Curry stunned reporters by setting aside the usual basketball talk and launching into an unexpected rant.
“I’m very disappointed,” Curry said, shaking his head. “I ordered a pepperoni pizza after the game like I always do — same spot, same order. But this time… the crust was soggy. The pepperoni wasn’t even crispy. I can’t focus on basketball when I’m being served disrespect like that.”
The shocking confession sparked a frenzy on social media. Fans flooded Twitter with the hashtag #CrispyForCurry, demanding higher standards in post-game pizza preparation.
Teammates tried to offer support. Klay Thompson, who has been Curry’s co-star for years, said in an Instagram Live session:
“It’s rough seeing Steph like this. I’ve never seen him more upset — not even after Game 7 in 2016. The man needs a proper slice.”
Draymond Green, however, was less sympathetic:
“He eats pizza with pineapple. I’ve been disappointed in him for years.”
PizzaGate aside, Warriors head coach Steve Kerr tried to refocus attention on the season.
“Look, we’ve got bigger things to worry about than crust. But if it helps Steph drop 40 next game, we’ll open our own pizzeria in the locker room.”
In related news, local Bay Area pizzerias have reportedly begun competing to be “Curry Approved,” with some promising lifetime supplies of artisanal pies topped with gold flakes.
Whether this pizza scandal will affect the Warriors’ playoff hopes remains to be seen. But one thing is clear: don’t mess with Stephen Curry’s post-game ritual.
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