BREAKING NEWS: Vancouver Canucks’ Evander Kane Reportedly Turned Down Offer to Join Alien Hockey League Stating that…

According to insiders with knowledge of the bizarre offer, Kane was approached through an “unidentified interdimensional ambassador” during the Canucks’ offseason training camp. The proposal included a lucrative multiverse contract, the promise of zero-gravity training facilities, and the chance to play against “some of the fastest beings in the known universe.”

However, Kane declined the offer, stating simply:

“I came to Vancouver for one reason — to bring the Cup home. Earth still needs a Cup first.”

The comment has quickly gone viral on social media, with fans lauding Kane’s loyalty and turning the phrase into a rallying cry: #EarthFirstCup.

An Offer Out of This World

While the existence of intergalactic hockey has yet to be confirmed by NASA or the NHL, several unnamed sources — including a former SpaceX consultant and a Reddit user claiming to be from Alpha Centauri — say the IHF has been scouting Earth talent for over a decade.

“They’ve had their eye on Kane since his days in San Jose,” said one alleged insider. “His physicality, speed, and adaptability in high-pressure situations make him the perfect candidate to face off against Andromeda’s best.”

Rumors suggest other NHL stars have also been approached, though none have gone public.

A Statement of Earthly Allegiance

Kane’s decision to stay on Earth resonates especially with Canucks fans, who have been chasing their first Stanley Cup since the franchise was founded in 1970. With the Canucks showing strong playoff potential and the city still buzzing from a dominant 2024-25 season, Kane’s choice reflects a clear commitment to finishing the job he started.

“Sure, playing interstellar hockey sounds cool,” Kane reportedly told a teammate. “But lifting the Stanley Cup in Rogers Arena? That’s the real dream.”

NHL Responds with Silence — and Mild Concern

The NHL has yet to comment officially on the story, but an anonymous league executive expressed quiet concern:

“We’ve always joked about talent being ‘out of this world,’ but if aliens are actually recruiting, we may need to update the CBA.”

For now, Canucks fans can rest easy knowing their star winger won’t be trading the blue and green for alien armor anytime soon.

As for Kane, he remains focused on one goal: bringing the Stanley Cup to Vancouver  no matter how many galaxies want him first.