“I’ve made up my mind,” Schottenheimer declared during an impromptu press conference Friday afternoon. “This is about doing what’s best for this team, and I’m ready to stand by it — no matter the consequences.”
Sources close to the situation say the decision involves benching franchise quarterback Dak Prescott in favor of \[insert backup QB name, e.g., Trey Lance or Cooper Rush], a move that was not discussed or approved in recent closed-door meetings with Jones and the front office.
Jones, known for his hands-on leadership and heavy involvement in roster decisions, was reportedly “visibly furious” when informed just hours before the media announcement. Several assistant coaches were also caught off guard, with one anonymously calling the move “reckless and career-defining.