BREAKING:
INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE (IOC) CHAIRMAN ARRESTED FOR “EXCESSIVE MEDAL POLISHING”
In a shocking turn of events, the Chairman of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has been arrested and charged with “Excessive Medal Polishing”.
According to sources, the IOC Chief was allegedly spending up to 12 hours a day polishing their personal collection of Olympic medals, causing a significant distraction from official duties.
“We take these allegations very seriously,” said a spokesperson for the authorities.