BREAKING:

Larry Bird Comes Out of Retirement, Signs with Los Angeles Lakers – “The Hick from French Lick” Returns to NBA at 66!

In a stunning move, NBA legend Larry Bird has announced his return to professional basketball, signing a one-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers.

The 66-year-old Bird, who retired from the Boston Celtics in 1992, stated, “I’ve got some unfinished business to take care of. I want to help these young Lakers win a championship.”

Bird will reportedly come off the bench as a shooting specialist and mentor to the team’s young core.