BREAKING:
Tottenham Hotspur Star Player, Harry Kane, Discovers He’s the Reincarnation of Football Legend, Pelé!,
According to sources close to the club, Kane underwent a spiritual awakening, revealing his past life as the Brazilian icon.
“I feel an intense connection to Pelé’s spirit,” said Kane. “His skills, his passion – it’s all coming back to me!”
Fans are going wild, with some hailing Kane as the new “O Rei” (The King).
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