BREAKING:

Edmonton Oilers Discover Secret to Time Travel, Will Replay Historic 1984 Stanley Cup Finals!

Team Owner, Daryl Katz, Reveals Revolutionary Time Machine, ‘The Oilernaught'”

In a stunning revelation, Edmonton Oilers owner Daryl Katz announced today that the team has discovered the secret to time travel! The Oilers have built a revolutionary time machine, dubbed “The Oilernaught,” which will allow them to replay historic games, starting with the 1984 Stanley Cup Finals.

“We’re thrilled to announce that we’ll be reliving the magic of our 1984 Stanley Cup win,” said Katz. “The Oilernaught will allow us to correct past mistakes and relive the glory days!”

Fans are going wild, with many already planning their “time-traveling” tailgate parties.